Chocoholics anonymous

stupid ants....

2005-11-26T23:37:00.000-08:00

they are, don't you agree? i mean they're annoying, but they are brain dead stupid as well, since they don't actually have brains.

Wow, that was random. i know, i know, i haven't updated for yonkers, b ut nothing much has happened and there have been all these exams and homework, and, well, you get the idea.

i went to the- damn ants- they're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!, sorry about that. i went to the gymnastics finals yesterday and today and they were really good. a couple of people fell down and stuffed up - this french lady fell TWICE IN LESS THAN 60 SECONDS!!! And because we - my family, went because of this chinese embasy thing, we had to site with all these other chinese people and man, were there heaps- it was like a sea of red. it was really funny though, coz some people had just received their medals and had left the arena, and 'shine' by Shannon Noll was playing, and all of a sudden, a woman sitting behind us started screaming and singing along. the thing was, she didn't know the words and she couldn't sing, so she was singing jibberish and was out of tune.

And today, i was sitting behind this guy- i think he was homosexual, and HE WOULDN"T STOP COMMENTING ON EVERYTHING. i mean it. if someone tripped a little, he'd do one of the those REALLY LOUD groans- REALY LOUDLY. and whenever someone was doing their routine, he'd suddenly turn into some kind of experpert and wouldn't stop talking!!!! Seriously, if it wasn't for victor being there and the old couple a few seats back looking at me, i would have poked him in the throat with my free China flag pole.

well yeah... that's it really, but we don't have school tomorrow- oh yeah! camp is on tuesday- whooooo! And i have achinese test on saturday- ya- *groan*

over and out,
wonder woman

i don't know.... something?

2005-10-26T03:10:00.000-07:00

yay!!! i've updated mah site!!!!!! WELL, it nearly the long weekend (3 whole days of pure bliss!- minus half a day of chinese school and goddamn homework) and i can't WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

And apparently some people are going the se the Exorcism of Emily Rose- i get shivers just thinking about it, and i'm seeing pride and prejudice on monday so whoop whoop WHOOPEE CUSHION. and yeah.... that's all.

BUT we have a latin test on friday (*groan*) and i have to write a story for the writing comp. (*urgh*) AND i have to write a chinese essay on the pros and cons of chattingon the web- i'm hating homework at the moment, but still, life is FAB right now (no sarcasm- really; i'm genuinely serious!).

over and out,
wonder woman

yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn

2005-10-13T03:40:00.000-07:00

boredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, i am so bored that i even typed that up letter for letter. i COULD do homework, but come on, gimme some credit..... AND i've finally updated me site- yay for me!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! i got high distinction, oh yeah, bring it on..... (hem, hem)

i have NOTHING to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yawn-i-poos
wonder woman

p.s.: i'm auctioning off my conscience soon.. so anyone that wan't to buy it, keep your eyes peeled- yes, i am SERIOUS- watch out, JEREMY!!! oo0o0o0oooo0000oo0o0o0o

i don't like you lewismartin3551

2005-10-07T04:45:00.001-07:00

i was innocently scanning through my past 2 posts, and found a reply on it from one lewismartin3551 in his reply to my post he said some very lovely things (i have no sarcams AT THE MOMENT)

i thought your blog was cool and i think you may like this cool Website. now just Click Here...the website and clickhere were links to dating websites, which suggests this guy does not know me well. i am in no need for a dating website...i don't think. so get a life, my dear, or explain one's self.

school's out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-20T20:57:00.000-07:00

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! gotta love the holidays! WELL, i haven't written in a while, but nothings much has happened, ALTHOUGH.... i went to lotsa birthday parties and stuff and OMG they were all SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun.

But i had to miss out on the movie in one of them (aw... what a shame- it was "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory too!) because of a dentist appointment, and it was really crappy coz i was only in there for about five minutes. But i'm over it now- i might be seeing the movie this weeekend instead of the melbourne show, since whenever we go (to the show, that is) i end up going on all the baby rides with my brother- as gorgeous as he is, in a platonic sense.

ok... that was off topic, not that there was a topic to start with. i'm actually really bored, and i knowi should do some homework (i'm getting through the 17 history questions- very slowly), but it's the holidays- can you blame me? don't answer that.

i think i might go to the city next week- SHOPPING!!!!!!!

i'm getting mah braces in....two days- AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! but on the bright side, at least i'll get to eat as much ice cream as i want to 'ease the pain', and LOTS of pumpkins soup (mmmmmmm.....). don't ask.

there's this really cute game site, i just thought i'd tell everyone about for no apparent reason. it's www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal

well, yes- i love my randomness.
ciao ciao
wonder woman

hapy birthday siobhan!!!

2005-09-09T21:31:00.000-07:00

hiya everybody! as you can see, i don't really post anything of any substance, or anything at all, but i figured this was important! i just want to wish siobhan a VERY happy birthday for tomorrow, the 11th of september!!! and also, jonathan's little brother, einar, who's b'day was on the 7th. i guess also myself, cause it's today. but that sounds self obsessed. so yeah, happy birthday everybody!!! and i'd just like to say one more thing - jonathan, you ROCK MY SOCKS!!!!

Great, just GREAT! (sarcasm)

2005-09-08T20:07:00.000-07:00

ok, so here's the deal: my locker is JAMMED! and it's not the lock; it's the actual locker. you see, i was trying to get to the canteen to get my lunch quickly, and so i shut it really fast and ran out. i didn't even have time to close my lock.

When i got back, i tried to open it, but BLOODY HELL: it's jammed. Five people tried to help, but it's still no use, so now all my stuff that i had out before is in Bella's locker (all hail bebla!) and i'm waiting for someone to turn up with a leaver thing by the end of lunch.

great, just GREAT!!!!

i hate life,
wonder woman

poopy

2005-09-02T03:31:00.000-07:00

aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!! i hate homework- i can't be bothered to do it now, even though i should coz i'll need to practice fo meh chinese test, actually, maybe i should do something....

oh well- i will later. i'm making this FABULOUS card for my dad for father's day and it's SOOOOO COOL- even if i say so myself. it has this gold embossed lettering and basically it's SOOOO COOL!!!

ANd i get to go shopping tomorrow-yay! coz i need to get prezzies for speshul birthday peeps and wrapping paper.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

louise has an ear infection and it looks yucky. i cut myself with a sheet of metal and i didn't realize until i was playing viola and had to turn the page and saw this big blob of blood.

yeah... that's all...
wonder woman

crepes sont tres délicieux

2005-08-26T03:50:00.000-07:00

translation: crepes are very yummy. (and that i have actually been paying attention in French! go me!)

but it was really annoying, coz i was going to buy crepes, so i ran out of english as soon as the bell went, but there was already this HUGE line, and half an hour later, the bell went, and i was still in line. so i waited, because i REALLY wanted one, but then Mrs. (yes, mrs.) mathieson ( idon't care if i can't spell) told everyone after Tim (screw him) to go t o class....

Lunchtime, mr naudi let us get off early, but there was another HUGE line already, and it was really unfair because me (and some others) were so close at recess, so iasked mrs tarr if we could go during latin- she said yes!, and so i got out of the line.

So we went in latin, and i was planning to get chocolate and strawberry, but THEY RAN OUT OF STRAWBERRIES! and it's all mrs. matieson's fault for making us go to class. yes, i'm just blaming it on someone else because it's easier, but it is true.

and that's my life story.... just kidding....

two more days until i get braces... AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

anyway, ciao ciao bellas
wonder woman

40 hour famine

2005-08-21T20:09:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone!!
Yes, it's true, I have decided to make another appearence on this website *tips hat to Alice*
Everyone still alive? Good.
Well, back to the topic, 40 hour famine. In America those fat bastards can only do the 14 hour famine 'cause they're cheapos. Well, this year I'm doing the 40 famine again, for the third time so I'm doing TWO (shockhorror)so I'm doing the Food famine AND the furniture famine!
I've just found out that I can go to Lia's to do the famine there so that will be FUNFUNFUN and also thats good because the floors are getting redone at my house so we were alll going to stay with my auntie (which would be very very crowded). I'm really bored so I must go delete my site now because I am absolutely SICK of trying to be bothered updating it. I think instead I'll just do random updates on this site every now and again (hope you dont mind Alice)
Peace out,
-Jeremy

deep breaths now...

2005-08-18T21:10:00.000-07:00

well it's decided, i'm getting braces. i'm kinda scared, but kind excited- is that normal?! my appointment is on the 28th- that's... *counting* sunday week. ok, deep breathing... hee hee foo... hee hee foo... AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

hem... well i'm in latin now... so i'm trying not to get caught, but i have done my work, so i should be able to have some free time. that's reminds of free time in primary school- good time...

oh, and i've decided to become more like stargirl (if you don't know what i'm talking about, then you'll have to read the book...no, i'm not telling you), so i've gathered all the birthdaysin our class, and i'm getting some people to get them from the other sharman classes- no i'm not a stalker. i'm doing this for a good reason, not an evil one.

hehehe everyone has to do work, AND I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

la dee da... i need to get sponsers for the 40 hour famine... i'm going to shops and businesses in sydney rd....

Oh, and if anyone would like to sponser me to go without furniture for 40 hours, then please tell me!!!!!!!!! that means i have to sleep on the ground, eat on the floor, do homework on the floor and so on. it's just as hard and the food famin, if you think i'm just being lazy.

long post eh?
wonder woman

three cheers for lia!

2005-08-16T04:14:00.000-07:00

OMG!! thank you lia! she found these lyrics to the song starlight! you might know it... it's the one with a scary potato man and a rat boy. they make this song and want it recorded and played and stuff, but no one likes it. then these midget aliens come, because they like it, and want to take the potato and rat away to their planet, but when they come, they can only take the rat because the potato man is too big and then he starts crying, well, sobbing... it's all very sad.

ANYway, we had this well being program today, it was actually pretty good, but everyone seemed to bag the crap out of it... i liked it....

and, well, i've been obsessing over song lyrics a lot, haven't i? oh, well....

choc rox my sox and cbox!
(that was SO lame)
wonder woman

whoooo! i found the lyrics! and the song title!

2005-08-15T03:23:00.000-07:00

Every Morning
Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand
Couldn't understand how to work it out
once again as predicted left my broken heart open
and you ripped it out
something's got me reeling
stop me from believing
turn me around again
said that we can do it
you know I want to do it again
sugarezay
every morning
every morning when I wake up
Shut the door baby, don't say a word
she always rights the wrong
she always rights x2
shut the door baby x2
every morning there's a heartache hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed
I know it's not mine and I know she thinks she loves me but I can never believe what she's said
something so deceiving when you start believing
turn me around again
said we couldn't do it
you know I want to do it again
every morning x2
when I wake up
Shut the door baby, don't say a word
every morning x2
every morning shut the door baby x2
she always rights the wrong
for me, baby
she always rights the wrongfor me
Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bed
I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand
shut the door baby don't say a word
every morning x2
when I wake up
shut the door baby, don't say a word
every morning

once again, i have gone carzy about lyrics to songs. if you have any you want published, then just post it in a comment...

ciao ciao(again)
wonder woman

jibberish

2005-08-15T00:20:00.000-07:00

Argh! my mouth still hurts, and it's turned all yucky and white (it's on the inside, thankfully for everone i see), not that you needed to know that...

AND, i need braces. well, i don't NEED them, but i'm getting them- and apparently they hurt- thanks a lot jeremy!, and you get cuts on your tongue- once again, jeremy. idon't want cuts on my tongue! i don't want this stupid white icky thing in my mouth! (once again, you didn't need to know that)

oh well, today was ok... we had a french test, not all that hard, and a latin test- pretty easy, but it was the HOT room! and i wrote the warm room... oh now i seem like such a nerd...

i hope we get our maths results back soon...

ciao ciao
wonder woman

p.s: yes, i love my colours...

ow!

2005-08-13T00:47:00.000-07:00

my gum really hurts because i bit it seven times (at least), and IN THE SAME PLACE! i bit it again yesterday and it started to bleed, so i had to put a tissue on it and get some ice.

That reminds of this time when an old friend of mine got a paper cut or something like that on her tongue. And when a guy- he thought he was so tough, was walking outside and got a staple in his foot and had to be carried back inside by a teacher, which reminds me of piklets with jam and whipped cream- good times.

If you're wondering why all these things are linked, it's because they all happened at one of me old primary schools... apart from the bleeding gum thing... obviously.

well, gotta dash- latin's calling (no, i'm not a nerd...)
wonder woman

Get the Lingo?

2005-08-11T21:12:00.000-07:00

so here's the deal. tonight is the last night of the musical (eeeeeeee!), and i have throbbing throat that is making me feel like total and utter crap, we have a physics test in... wait... ten minutes, and i have a HEAP of homework because of it (the musical)- damn mr. so and so (i don't want to offend anyone, well actually i do, but i better not)
HOMEWORK:
Physics- questions 1-3
Latin- revision for test (AAAAAAAAARGH!)
French- revision for test (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!)
Chinese- well, actually not much, just reading
History- ten questions, Q2 pg155.
English- type up childporn thing (brave new world)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
my throat hurts *sob*

wonder woman
(i need a holiday)

sway- Bic Runga

2005-08-07T01:03:00.001-07:00

i had this song stuck in my head all day, so i thought i might as well post it up. but what kind of a name is that anyway? i mean BIC RUNGA!

Sway - Bic Runga
Don't stray
Don't ever go away
I should be much to smart for this
You know it gets the better
Of me sometimes
When you and I collide
I fall into an ocean of you
Pull me out in time
Don't let me drown
Let me down
I say its all because of you
and here I go
Losing my control
I'm practising your name
So I can say it to your face
it doesn't seem right
To look you in the eye
And let all the things you mean to me
Come tumbling out my mouth
indeed its time
Tell you why
I say its infinately true
Say you'll stay
Don't come and go
Like you do
Sway my way
Yeah I need to know
All about you
And there's no cure
And no way to be sure
Why everythings turned inside out
Instilling so much doubt
It makes me so tired
I feel so uninspired
My head is battling with my heart
My logic has been torn apart
And now
It all turns sour
Come sweeten every afternoon
Say you'll stay
Don't come and go
Like you do
Sway my way
Yeah I need to know
All about you
Say you'll stay
Don't come and go
Like you do
Sway my way
Yeah I need to know
All about you
Its all because of you
Its all because of you

it's long eh? well it really cool and i'm gonna get my dad to download it, i think.

wanna hear a reversing truck? (it only works on the phone, sorry)
wonder woman

pop goes the weasel

2005-08-06T21:15:00.000-07:00

i don't like homework. it makes my brain feel brain dead. i really have to get a life.
ANYWAY, me parents and me brother have gone swimming- crazy people, it's bloody 13 degrees! and i'm at home, "doing myhomework" which translates to going on the internet.
man, i should do something shouldn't i? oh, well, five more minutes.

Actually make that thiry seconds, i just realized that i still have to do latin...*shudder*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's in the orchestra! (hem... yes...)

ciao ciao dearies
wonder woman

p.s: isn't purple wonderful?

only 3 more days....

2005-08-01T22:36:00.000-07:00

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! only three more days until we (the people in the musical) start missing out in school- oh yeah, go us!!!!!!!! I'm so excited though, we were trying on costumes today- did you know that some of the skirts we're going to wear are actually made of curtain material?! Seriously!!
ANYway, we (louise and i, this time) went to try on our costumes in session five, so we told Mrs singh that we'd just take a few minutes. So we went down to the place, tried to skirts and shirts and all that kinda stuff, yadda yadda yadda. 40 minutes later (yes, it took AGES) we come back, and Mrs. Singh goes all sarcastic on us- sheeesh, it wasn't our fault... right?!
well, i'm in the library, and i should be doing homework, which i DID, but i can't be bothered any more, and i should go now, so...
mwa, mwa
Wonder woman

just a few things I'D like to say

2005-08-01T02:25:00.000-07:00

hi everyone! for anyome who DOESN'T know, i'm alison! (the name, for those of you who AREN'T pre-educated in that area, i will explain in a momento). i signed up for this thing, NOT realising that i'd get my name put everywhere as a contributor, so i figured, seeings i'm like...um...famous now, i best say something half worthwhile (or actually, just something at all. i take no responsibility for any time anyone wastes reading this post.)

So first of all, the name. i was recently informed by my possibly half-mad father that i was named after an elvis costello song. which was mildly disturbing. but the songs okay, so i'm not complaining. (at least he didn't call me BARBARA, that was his second choice. imagine it. BARBIE! (not offence to those people out there called barbara. i just...don't think it's suit me)) and the song, called 'alison' goes

'oh alison.... i know this world is killing you
oh alison.... my aim is true'
and there you have it. my namesake (in two parts)

i really don't have anything else good to say. so i guess i'll just go.

Ali - my aim is true

P.S. anyone wondering where frances (my middle name) came from, it's my dad's too, cept his is spelt with an i. i think it's some tradition, you know, eldest born's middle name is france(i)s

it's ay-ok

2005-07-31T20:07:00.000-07:00

i hereby swear that i will never talk about the cbox again. seriously, it's all good now, so i'm not going to tamper with it.
ANYWAY...i think i may be in the crap hole, since i forgot to print out a transcript for our english news report, and we needed the projector, which Ms. Paxinos booked for TODAY, and i feel really bad coz my whole group is in trouble because of me. And if we do the presentation tomorrow, then we might not be able to use the projector, and Siobhan put lots of effort into our slide show, and... and... *sigh*
i am sooo stupid.

"not happy, jan!"

2005-07-31T01:03:00.000-07:00

scrap that whole thing about the cbox not showing, it ended up showing, five centuries later. But NOW, yes, i'm very fussy, it just stays at the top of the side bar (as you can see), which is really annoying, when i want it to go to the bottom, or anywhere else, really.
RIGHT AT THE TOP!- i'm not in a happy mood today.

SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE-SHANKS & BIGFOOT
http://www.geocities.com/aorlyrics/Lyrics/Sweet_Like_Chocolate.html
Finding your way in the dark,
ain't so hard when you're close to my heart.
You are there when I'm feeling alone,
all I need is for you to come home.
Chorus :You're sweet like chocolate boy,
You're sweet like chocolate,
You bring me so much joy,
You're sweet like chocolate boy,
Trust is the lock is the key
There's no doubt that your love's all for me
You are sweet on the tip of my tongue.
You are warm like the rays of the sun
(Chorus)
You're sweet like duh..
Knowing you're there every day
Makes me high in my own special way
I am calm in the face of your love
Holding you is the gift from above
(Chorus)
Your sweet like duh..

over and out
wonder woman

AAAARGH!!!!!!!! (x2)

2005-07-31T00:57:00.000-07:00

ok, so i try to get a cbox- i'm not asking for much, and then, i go to the site, follow all the prompts, yadda yadda yadda. i go to my site, AND THE BLOODY THING DOESN'T SHOW!!! So i try again. it doesn't work. i try AGAIN. IT DOESN"T WORK! the friggin' cbox just hates me, i know it. But on the upside, it's all good- i can always go to Blake, since the cbox doesn't hate him.
oh yeah! i have a new phone, oh yeah, oh yeah, go me, i rock the house (and i am VERY up myself too) It has a camera!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ta-ta dearies (is that how you spell it?), homework is calling, unfortunately :(
wonder woman

He he he- they're so cool!

2005-07-30T03:25:00.000-07:00

i didn't know what to write just then, so i went onto smiley central, AND THEY HAVE TALKING SMILEYS!!!!!!!!!! they're sooo funny! If you have smiley central, all you fellow chocoholics out there, then you HAVE TO, YES, HAVE TO look at them. (the Nerdy ones and the Road-rage ones are the best, but they're all good. quote:'I've never met a complex fraction i didn't like'. hehehe.
if you don't have smiley central, then YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE! just kidding, but you should seriously get smiley central- it's cool... and free.

ciao ciao
wonder woman

oh cruddy bums

2005-07-29T06:35:00.000-07:00

oh cruddy bums! i was going to say something really interesting, but while this new post was loading (which took literally YONKERS!) i forgot, and... AAARGH! think... think... oh yes! oh no...
oh well, since me blog's called Chocoholics anonymous, i might as well tell y'all about the pll i WILL put up, once rory helps my with all those little annoying link things and forum-y-ma-bobs.
OH! I REMEMBER! I'm getting a new phone 'cause me old old broke, and if anyone knows a good flippy phone that's cheap and has a camera, pls tell me!!!!!
bye bye birdies (don't ask)

what the ....?!

2005-07-29T01:50:00.000-07:00

who is My aim is true? i am SOOOO confused. and ignore that whole thing about a phone... just put it at the back of your mind... as if it never happened... hem...

OOPS!

2005-07-29T01:37:00.000-07:00

Almost forgot! Who does Leigh like?! Someone tell me!!!!!!! Please...

yay go me!!!

2005-07-28T23:14:00.000-07:00

Well first of all I'd just like to thank Alice for the invitation to join her blog (and its pretty obvious I accepted) *golf claps for Alice*

Ok seeing as I'm here I'll take the chance to say something about Blake's site. Seeing as I can make post's on this site but I cant on Blakes then I think I will prefer this one better.
The one thing I dont like about Blakes site is the forum. Blakes forum is so flooded with spam replies that I had to buy a boat to get out of the computer room at lunch time (sad joke I know) and the other thing about Blakes forum which shit's me is the fact that Jonothan seems to ALWAYS have the last reply on all topics. It's like the only reason he goes home to his cardboard box is to spend hours on the computer (yes his cardboard box DOES have a computer) in Blakes forum.
Oh well I'll get over it.

Peace out
-Jeremy

Get "LOST"

2005-07-28T03:09:00.000-07:00

Lost is on tonight- can't wait. And i don't care if anyone hates it, coz it's really really good and today's the last episode for the whole series!
And then after Lost, there's the Amazing Race, which is cool, and i REALLY don't want Rob and Amber to win because they already have a milion dollars and they shouldn't be greedy pigs.
ICAN MAKE STICKY DATE PUDDING!!!!!!

Whoop Whoop Blogger-me-Dipsy

2005-07-27T20:16:00.000-07:00

hi everyone! just got a blog today. I still don't really get it- you know, the whole blog thing, but i'm learning, so just ignore anything strange... hem.. yes, well anyway hope you all like it!